how I tell stories
me:
and then she was like
me:
and im like
me:
but then shes like
me:
then theyre like
me:
so i was like
me:
yeah like
me:
i know like
me:
ye
Benefits when you're cute:
More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly:
you don't get raped.
